The Wombat Compels You
It's a rare day that occasions the use of the Wombat of Command, but yea, the stars have aligned and today, the 10th of April, is just such a day. Thusly, I present the Wombat of Command.
You must do the following:
- Go to Tiki Bar TV. Watch Episode 24: Bunnies. Pay Close Attention.
- Find a group of friends of similar mien and engage in at least one rousing game of Bunnies. It had better be rousing; we'll be spot-checking, people, so don't try to play a playa.
- Wake up on the floor of a truck stop in Needles (Optional, but recommended for California residents.)
THE WOMBAT COMPELS YOU.
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Fire Eagle
I'm at San Francisco International Airport, San Francisco, CA
That just seems like an awful lot of rules for a drinking game. We can't even keep the rules of asshole straight while "imbibing." Besides, not much fun for me right now. But just give me 4 months or so. And then I'll be too tired to drink. Sigh.