Haiku for the Gillette Fusion Power

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Before:

Your hum is fearsome
Dentist's drill, or High Voltage
My beard quivers

After:

Shorn, denuded, raw
Crimson red on neon orange
Where's that styptic pen

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Darek said:

Marvelous! Although I had to look up styptic ;P

Catherine said:

Greatest. Shaving-related. Haiku. EVER!

csoghahdurx said:

She wanted http://www.babboo.com/blog/index.php?blogId=38 >mom sex to suspect that, covering her slightly.

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